My Quotes

Stuff that I said.

“No matter how shitty and horrible my life is, I think I live my life pretty well. No one else could do this job as good as me.”

— J

“If Texas has taught me anything, it's how to make it anywhere but here.”

— Josh

“The reason that you water your grass when it looks like it might rain is because the plants can tell when it's going to rain and so they prepare to accept the water, which allows your grass to thrive better.”

— Josh